The day when shit fell from the sky

Yes, today shit fell from the sky, literally.

I was walking from Jurong East MRT to the shuttle bus pick-up point when something fell from the sky and splashed on the floor. Some part of it grazed my right shoulder and sleeve. At first, I thought it was water, but on closer inspection, it seems like shit. Alright, I could not be 100% sure on what is it, it could be vomit, shit, soil or any other thing. But brown colour and the smell resembles shit the most.

Anyway, there was another lady nearby who suffered the same fate as me. She was puzzled and keep on looking up to see what was it all about. I, who was still stunned, just hurried to the pick-up point as I don't want to be late.

Afterwards, on the bus, I really thought that I should have at least looked up and see who or what was the cause. Now everything remains a mystery. And I wore the shirt at work the whole day :(